(to be sung to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth)
(like a student of mine sings-with two missing front teeth and a SEVERE articulation disorder- "Ah I ont or Twistma i my oo ront eef i my oo ront eef i my oo ront eef")
What I Got For Christmas is...
A tea kettle
a back scratcher
and a car bluetooth
What I Got For Christmas is
lots of books and moneies
And now I want to wish you a belated "Erwe Twistma"